The Jason Bourne of Relationships

I thought this would be the coolest sounding title for this post. I was thinking about relationships and how some people seem to get amnesia when it comes to your relationship with them. One day you'll be discussing the finer points of Renee Descartes and The Matrix, and the next you're as awkward as the fox and the hound when the hound realizes his true calling. This phenomenon can be natural or self-inflicted, depending on how much you like the person or how the natural toll time and space have taken. The natural way is typically OK and even desirable some times, but the self-inflicted route is super lame. Don't be super lame. People are not actors on your stage like the superficial party scene would have you believe. Try to treat human souls with the respect and dignity they deserve. Maybe then you'll realize that it's ultimately not all about you. For the record, the west coast is a far cry from the relationship zombie apocalypse that was Kansas. At the least people here will give you the time of day. Not to hate on any of my Mennonite home boys. You're the cream of the corn crop, yo.